After being unemployed for a year, i went to my first day of work. When i arrived, my new boss told me to go home, because they mixed up the canidates and got me confused with someone else. They hired the wrong person.

I went through a lot of schooling to gt my doctorate in physical therapy. Yesterday at my office a patient said "so do you guys like give happy endings or anything?"

The kid i babysit got beatup by some of the neighborhood kids. I went to go talk to the kids, who proceeded to attaCk me.

While showing a student how to drive, i got pulled over for rolling through a stop sign.

My school just had it's 3rd bomb scare... This month.

Today while showing an elderly lady some exercises deemed safe for her, she fell and broke her wrist.

Today after Working in sales for over 2 years and every month getting the most sales without comission, i finally got a raise. An extra 100 dollars a year.

The other day when the cashiers left, they forgot to lock the door. As i was cleaning i saw someone standing by the register with a basket full of stuff. I told her we were closed for an hour now and she started yelling at me how she was waiting there for over 20 minutes. Wouldn't you get the hint?

My joB has only one bathroom. I have the runs. It's been a long day.

Today i had to touch up photos of a wedding. My ex girlfriend's wedding to be exact. My ex girlfriend who i am still in love with.